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- Make
sure thou hast Ten Commandments. Nine
just won’t do.
- Remember
thy imagination and use it often.
- Create
simple commandments so that less superior beings,
(thou knowest who they are), will be able to enjoy and
understand.
- Differ
thine own commandments from the originals lest the
Almighty sue thee.
- Convince
people that thy commandments are the
only
commandments. (The original ten excluded, of course, lest the Almighty
smite
thee.)
- Make
sure that commandment number six comes after number
five and before seven. (If thou doest not this thing, thou wilt be
laughed at.)
- Stick
to
a specific theme else thou risk confusing those who,
upon reading, will have no idea what thou art talking about.
- Provide
humorous commandments, which will prevent those with
the attention span of a goldfish from becoming potential zombie slaves.
- Always
make commandments that will inconvenience
others. It is so much more
fun!
- Never, never, ever
make commandments that wilt inconvenience thine own self!
Good luck!
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